Our Best Experience Yet: Another REAL Swinger Story
Published April 15th, 2008
It's Sat. night and my wife and I are driving 45 minutes south of our home. The fog and rain outside add a certain ambiance to the passing farm houses and trees. At times, the speed limit would slow and we would pass through a small town. Looking at other cars around us, I thought about those people - who they were, where they were going, and what was going on in their life. I looked over at my wife sitting next to me. She was busy putting on makeup while singing along with the hip-hop tunes playing on the radio. She had just spent 3-plus hours getting ready at the house - picking out a top, pants, shoes, jewelry, and of course lingerie. Looking at her, I though to myself, I couldn't have it any better. I mean - how many married men with kids get to experience what we were about to experience. Just 4 hours earlier, we had been sitting at the kitchen table with the boys trying to get them to finish their macaroni and cheese before the sitter came. Now we're driving in our mini-van - complete with kid seats and crumbs all over the floor 45 miles from our home to a place we had never been before.
We had a piece of paper with directions that we had printed back at the house. We were following them exactly, however there seemed to be nothing out here - just fields and power lines. The light rain and fog outside didn't help either. It was then that my heart started to beat a little faster. After all, even though we had been doing this kind of thing for 2 years, you still get nervous. I suppose that will never change. I'm not quite sure where the fear comes from or what it is. Perhaps it is the fear of being judged. Whatever it was, I was ready to get there, get oriented, sit down, and have a beer.
As the mile meter neared 2 miles, we became concerned because we saw nothing up ahead - I mean, nothing. After a few moments of 'Did we make a wrong turn', we saw a dimly-lit multi-colored light on the side of the road up ahead. As we came close, we caught site of the privacy fence that the directions had talked about. The fence surrounded the entire property making it impossible to see the house, much less the cars parked around it. We slowed down and pulled in through the small single-car entrance. Just past the fence, was an old, small, single-story home that looked only big enough for a small family. There were only one or two cars next to it that we could see. We thought - maybe this is a garage or something - the main house must be down the road. Then, as we turned into the parking area, we saw that there must have been 30 or more cars. We pulled up into an empty spot. Looking back at the small house, we figured that it must be the party house since there was nothing else in site. Knowing we had found our destination, we decided to have a quick shot before we ventured in. Now was the time, because no hard liqueur was allowed in - only beer and wine. We unloaded the cooler from the van and proceeded to walk up to the door. Then we walked inside.
Just inside the door was a large room - probably a remodeled garage. It was dimly lit and there were booths and plastic chairs for people to sit on all through the room. In the middle there was a dance floor with a pole next to it. There was a sound system playing a variety of tunes. No one was dancing, but the room was full of couples. Everyone was sitting - some were talking - others were sitting on their own. There was a small desk at the front door. Women sitting behind the desk proceeded to welcome us and ask if we had ever been before. We said no and she went over a few rules which I didn't hear since I was too busy scanning the room. We signed a couple papers, paid our $40 entry fee, and set our cooler down in the corner. We were then told that we would be given a tour by another gentlemen. He was an average looking fellow with blond hair wearing a toga. Turns out the theme of the night was togas - but only about 1/3 of the couples were wearing them.
Our tour guide, named John, took us through the large room with the dance floor. John explained that this was the main social area of the club. John then asked us if we had ever been to a club like this one before. We explained to him that we had been to hotel parties, but nothing like this. John said that this was a little different than what we had experienced before. He said that they were an on-premise club and that you were allowed to have sex anywhere you wanted - no boundaries. He then explained the typical rules - no means no, no drugs, etc.. He walked us up a short staircase into a small kitchen area. There were some food trays set up with an assortment of chips, peanuts, fruit, etc.. There was a small room off the kitchen with a poker table complete with chips and cards. Adjacent to the poker room was a small living room with two futon couches facing each other. At the end of the room was a big-screen TV playing adult movies. Next to the movie room was a small closet like room with a curtain. John opened the curtain and demonstrated the use of a sex toy that was sitting on the floor. Little did we know that this sex machine was a Sybian. It looked like a saddle with a moving dildo on the top. There were wipes and lubrication next to it for those who wanted to try. He said that if you leave the curtain open, people would be free to watch you. Lastly, we went down a short hall - at the end of the hall was a sign that read '30 minutes or less'. There were two rooms - one on each side of the sign. John showed us the first room which had a large bed with kind of a dungeon theme - complete with hand cuffs on the wall and everything. The other room was a little more tame but still had a large bed. After showing us the bathrooms, John told us to have fun and we were on our own!
We strolled back over to the main room, grabbed a beer and had a seat on one of the vacant seats. The nerves were starting to settle a little bit. Now we could scope out the room. This was a rare situation for us because we didn't know anyone there. We had been out of the lifestyle for months due to Josie's surgery and other family matters so we were kind of out of touch. That was Ok with us. Our goal was to find an attractive couple that wasn't talking to anyone and try to work our way in. It was then that I thought about our life - we seemed so far away from what most people consider 'normal'. With the exception of my brother, no one in our family had any clue about what we did. Just then, a smile came to my face. Josie and I were on a journey together - in a strange place that most people don't know even exists. That was one of the things that I loved most about the lifestyle - the sense of adventure - the sense of naughtiness. It's a feeling that makes you feel alive - makes you feel like a kid once again. I thought about how close Josie and I had become in the 15 years we had known each other. Here we were, checking out other people - me telling her that I would love to have sex with a woman we both saw - then hearing her agree with me saying she would like to have sex with her also - and her husband. Such honesty is rare in most couples. I thought about the expression 'The truth will set you free'. How true it is!
We saw several attractive couples in the room - some looked appealing to us, others did not. Sitting near us were the typical 'cliques' - several couples that obviously knew each other and were laughing together and having a good time. Tonight there seemed to be an 'old' and a 'young' clique. The most attractive or 'hot' couples were hanging out together as were the over 45 crowd. We saw several couples that we had seen online. One couple was sitting in the corner. The female got up to use the restroom. I mentioned to Josie that I would do her. She agreed, but said we needed to get a better look at the male half. After she came back, we contemplated going over to talk to them since they were sitting on their own. Just then two other couples who had just came in walked up to them and sat down. They were obviously friends and now their 'clique' was complete. Oh well, we needed to find another avenue. We decided to venture around the club a little.
We made our way into the kitchen area and helped ourselves to the food trays. We struck up a conversation with an attractive couple standing nearby. They were cordial with us, but obviously not interested. In fact, they seemed kind of cold. We didn't know why they were standing around - perhaps they were waiting for someone. Another couple walked up to us and began to chat it up. They were a not-so-attractive couple from a town near where we lived. We talked a little bit about our kids and then we gradually left the kitchen and walked into the movie room. There was one couple sitting in the movie room on one of the couches. They were young, fit, and attractive. At first glance I had thought they were one of the host couples - they didn't seem like they were into mingling at all. We sat on the couch opposite them - the movie screen was currently showing an interesting porno where two couples were having anal sex in a room full of cooking oil so everyone was very slippery. It was actually pretty entertaining.
Josie and I talked a little bit about our strategy. I suggested that we go back to the main room to watch people come in the door. She suggested that we talk to the couple across from us. I looked at her and said 'No way, you've got to be realistic - they would never be into us'. We sat quietly across from them for a few more minutes watching porn when another couple walked into the room. The man was wearing a toga and as he looked at us and the couple sitting across from us he exclaimed, "You guys aren't fucking yet?". Now this is where Josie does her best work. She is the most forward person I have ever known - way more than I am. In response to the man's questions, Josie says "Well, I was just thinking of going down on her.", as she looked over at the cute young blonde on the opposite couch. The couple laughed and started talking with us. There names were Tommy and Heather. They were a young military couple from the nearby Army base. Both had served in Iraq which gave us a lot to talk about since my brother was currently serving there. They were very nice and seemed to be happily responding to everything we were saying.
Before we knew it, a half-hour had passed and more couples continued to trickle into the room. It seemed as though they were all envious of the chemistry we were having with Tommy and Heather. After a little more chit-chat Tommy got up and asked if we wanted to play some poker. We agreed and the four of us made our way over to the poker table. We sat down at the table - careful to make sure that I was sitting close to Heather and Josie was close to Tommy. At that time, another couple walked up and asked if they could play as well. We said sure - the chips got divide up and we were off. The idea was that if you ran out of chips, you had to 'buy' more from one of the other players by kissing them. The first person out was the female half of the couple that had joined us. She gave Heather a tongue kiss and Heather gave her some more chips. It went on like this for a while. We had a few more beers and noticed that Tommy had grown impatient with the game. He walked around the table and whispered something into Heather's ear. I made a quick pit stop in the bathroom - when I came back out, Josie informed me that they had invited us back to their home which was only 3 miles away. It didn't take me long to say 'Hell Ya!'.
Just like that - we started making our way out of the club. On our way out, we noticed that the crowd had grown considerably larger. In fact, it was almost wall to wall people. The night was still relatively young - maybe 12-12:30 so we were leaving early. We hopped in the van and proceeded to follow their car down the road. We couldn't believe it! We had just been propositioned by a couple much younger than us. We were very excited, we were both very attracted to Heather and Tommy. After all, we had both had our share of experiences where it was good for one of us and not so good for the other. This time, things seemed to be pretty equal - at least from a physical standpoint.
We arrived at their apartment complex and brought some of our beer in with us. They lived in a small two-bedroom. We sat down and talked for a few minutes. Tommy eventually produced a deck of cards and we played a very accelerated stripping card game. Pretty soon we were all naked and doing 'favors' for each other. Things continued to progress for the next 45 minutes or so. It was a fun experience for both of us.
We both used the restroom, hung out on their porch a while, then said our goodbyes and left. In the car on the way home, we both raved about what had just happened. Josie said that it was so nice being with a young muscular guy. I of course also felt the same way about Heather - young and pretty. What more could we ask for.
We were both on a high that night. After stopping for a quick bite to eat, we made our way home and relieved the baby-sitter. We crashed and woke up the next morning bright and early to the sounds of our beautiful children. Life goes on - we were tired but glad that we had gone out. We only wished that every experience could be as good!